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Hi there! - Welcome to the horniest community of
poker players! Let's make the most of your membership! Poker and sex – is there anything better to do?
poker players! Let's make the most of your membership! Poker and sex – is there anything better to do?
I'm Sam, the manager here. Initially we were called Swank Poker but then we had to give up that name. So, here is a bit about Red Cherry Poker to get you started:
At Red Cherry Poker the girls at the table (the avatars, if you will) are not your incarnation on the screen, they do not personify you. You just pick your favorite girl to handle your cards and take care of the action according to your wishes. So, instead of saying "NB" (nice boobs) to that poor guy across the table, feel free to compliment him on his choice of Red Cherry Girl.
Red Cherry NOTE: Are you interested in spending some time with Red Cherry Girls? Well, all it takes is some poker action at Red Cherry Poker!
With Red Cherry Poker you get the best poker software and a lot of poker action: freerolls, satellites, guaranteed tournaments and more. We will try send you to EPT, WPT, WSOP, etc., and also we’ll make sure that you’ll get laid or will come as close to it as legally possible whether you go to that poker event or not!!Red Cherry NOTE: For whatever poker action you give us we’ll reward you with some serious erotic action that will simply blow your mind and…you!
The best things at Red Cherry Poker, except for the Red Cherry girl and the cardroom, are the Rewards. Here's the sampling:- All-inclusive packages to the best brothels, sex clubs, strip clubs, swing clubs, etc... on Earth
- All-inclusive escort services in the classiest cities of the world
- All-inclusive trips to the clothing-optional resorts
- Backstage tour to a porn movie filming with the option to direct... or act... or both!
- Full memberships to the most exciting adult dating sites and all support you need to shag that hot little babe all night
- Sex toys, lingerie, condoms, films, books, magazines, etc
In short, other cardrooms will give you t-shirts, we'll help you take the t-shirts off of you and her.
Red Cherry NOTE: We keep adding to our Rewards collection. Any suggestions? Let us know!
The next best thing are the Competitions:Send us pictures, videos of your girlfriends and short stories expressing the way you both feel about poker and sex. We’ll get your fellow players to vote and will reward the best authors with the most erotic experiences of their lifetimes to be indulged as a couple.
Red Cherry NOTE: If you're GF (girlfriend) deprived, don't worry. Stack up enough Red Cherry Points and you'll have more action than you can handle!
We never forget about poker. Whenever possible your awards include live poker nights at local cardrooms; training sessions with professional players, accompanied by naked masseuses; strip-poker sessions at your hotel room, or anything else that brings together the two things the humans love most - playing poker and having sex!
Red Cherry NOTE: Red Cherry is the real thing. No dinners with some pompous models where the most you'd get is an air kiss. Red Cherry gives you the hardcore action you've been jerking off to since you figured out how to do it!
Let's fight sexual starvation...one poker player at a time!
Sam
Sam
